My dog is anything but therapy. He is the reason I am awake now.
This is possibly the best example of why
The first three are 100% accurate, in number 4 the dog would be between my legs and in number 8 it would be me that would be replaced by the dog! He's an evil little shit but I love him to bits. Even if he is the reason that I've been awoken at 0400 on my day off. As a result of which I have left satan's canine offspring upstairs and have relocated to the sofa.
Revenge will be mine - I decide when he gets fed.