A large shovel for digging me out of a very deep hole.
Alternatively, a very big hole for me to stick my head in.
I'll even settle for a sugar daddy, or mummy...
you see, I've got myself in a *tiny* amount of difficulty.
Anyone have a spare few hundred pounds? PayPal to bloodystudents@hotmail.co.uk, or see the donation tab on the right hand side under the links.
Believe me, I wouldn't ask if I wasn't desperate....
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Jeez Merys, I hope you're okay.
PS. I just read it now- and that accurate grabbing of the left breast is a damn good laugh :-)
Sorry love ... I can spare you a fiver ... or a place to stay if you need it (email or text if you do). Not volunteering to be a sugar mummy though, you're not really my type.
Oh dear what has happened now. Guess a bank raid isnt the answer, thought you were working..
Have you tried ebaying some stuff,
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